Meow...

Monson likes to Meow.
He's been making this cat sound for about 2 years now.  He can't stop.  It just comes out.
He loved meowing in his different classes last year and driving his teachers nuts.
"Is there a cat in here?"
"Who's meowing?  Stop that right now!"
"Why is there always a cat at my window?"
Monson  always looked innocent and helped to look around for that elusive cat.
His meow sounds pretty authentic.
He even had a meow ring tone for while.
"Meow, Meow, Meow"
This is all pretty surprising since Monson doesn't even like cats.
He just likes to Meow.
He meows during church.  He meows while shopping.  He meows at his friends.  He meows when he likes his dinner.  He meows when he can't think of anything else to say.

The best meow story happened on the football field.  Some guy was trash talking, across the line, at Monson all night.  When Monson finally put him on his back and could have cussed the guy out, he just got up really close to the guy's face mask and said......."meow"...... It totally freaked his opponent out.
If the guy didn't think this line man was crazy before.... he definitely knew #42  was now.
I could just imagine this kid telling his team mates how weird "Mr. meow-man" was......
"Don't mess with him, he's crazy.  He thinks he's a cat!"

It makes me chuckle even as I write it.
"Meow....."
Just thinking about it makes my eyes red and itchy.
Is there a cat in here?