Funny about walking

My Mom sent me this and I had to share some funny.......

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a
day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are
taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before
my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent about
400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently
you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my
stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she
looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few
years,......just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because
there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.