Wayne is in China and I'm a witch!
These two statements don't really go together, except they do.
When he's gone....I'm lost. I'm retrospective and anxious.
I tend to get in dark moods and cackle. My personal hygiene is less than stellar. I even found a mole on my face with a long hair growing out of it.....so much for lazer hair removal!
I stay up too late watching dumb tv shows, which result in dark under eye circles.
potions food-- I like to stir things in big cauldrons, pots, and I eat children... a lot!
It's a good thing I don't own ANY black clothing or I would be wearing it night and day!
I fancy myself a very independent woman-- I tried to be a total feminist in college. I don't need men!
But I NEED me some Wayne.
I'm a witch!
Actual conversation with Laila:
Laila: What are you being for Halloween?
Me: I'm being a witch
Laila: You are always a witch
Me: No I'm not
Laila: Yes, even when you are not a witch, you are a witch
Me: What does that mean? What about last year when I had orange hair and green lips and looked like a pumpkin?
Laila: yeah......A pumpkin witch
Me: What if I don't dress up at all then?
Laila: You would still be a witch in disguise.